London by London - always good for a laugh

The latest briefing had this within it - oh blimey how easy it is to make me smile at times:

ROOFS AND COWS
'After the Great Fire in 1666 it was made illegal to have thatched rooves in London, so how comes the Globe on the Southbank has got a thatched roof? Also, can I still graze cows on common land like Wandsworth Common? If so, where can I buy a cow from? How much are they and how pissed of will people be with me grazing it on various sites across London?'
- Roger Persang
...
You should be able to get most of a cow from Smithfield's, but I
doubt it would do much grazing.
- Mooo
...
Alas Wandsworth Common is not common land but is owned by the council. I've heard tell that cows can be bought in a strange muddy place called "The Country" or swapped for a bag of magic beans.
- auawsha

LBL - what a find!